Live laugh love

Congratulations .. You’ve managed to ruin the one thing I love in life.

When people ask me what I’m going to do after graduation

I’m only truly happy doing two things : getting drunk, or playing ball.

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When I sink the last shot in beer pong

This actually happened #beerpong #champ

#saveme

#life #happy #sad

When guys act like they don’t give a shit about you.. They generally don’t don’t give a shit about you

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—	He’s just not that into you

When I realized that I should probably switch my major from Pre-Med…

WHEN IM TRYING TO CONVINCE MY FRIEND SHE SHOULD GO OUT INSTEAD OF STUDY

WHEN I OVER EAT